Professor Punsley's Feline Funnies: Cat-astrophic Jokes

Where the puns are so sharp, they're like catnip to your funny bone!

Why did the cat join a band? Because it wanted to be the purr-cussionist!

What do you call a cat that's a great listener? A purr-fectly attentive feline!

Why did the cat go to the gym? To get some purr-fectly fit!

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Don't worry, we have catnip to spare!

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